Helsinkied
To be found out; exposed as something lesser, often to a shocking degree; owned.
Derivation: Trump’s subservient performance with Putin in Helsinki.
Derivation: Trump’s subservient performance with Putin in Helsinki.
Brice told me he has a 4.0 but I saw his grade portal and it was a 2.9.
Oh shit, Helsinkied.
Oh shit, Helsinkied.
Helsinki
A Helsinki is a massive dump, mostly found after hefty thinking in the little room.
Boy, I just took a huge Helsinki. It almost came to the rim.
Helsinki
The coolest places and people. Also has a cool-sounding language.
Live and Love the Helsinki!
helsinki
It has the best record stores in the world.
Keltainen Jäänsärkijä is in Helsinki, the capital of Finland.
helsinki
cool; used as an adjective to describe something that is cool
That is so helsinki!
Helsinki handjob
The Helsinki handjob is obtained by being masturbated in a sauna and then ejaculating on the heating rocks; effectively forcing the masturbater to inhale your semen vapor.
Bob received a Helsinki handjob last night; Martha now has much clearer airways.
Helsinki Syndrome
A mental condition where the afflicted person is unable to distinguish between the countries of Sweden and Finland, despite the two being distinct from each other. This condition is usually a symptom of a lack of general geographic awareness.
This condition usually manifests itself when the sufferer attempts to convey the concept of Stockholm syndrome to others.
This condition usually manifests itself when the sufferer attempts to convey the concept of Stockholm syndrome to others.
From the news channel in Die Hard:
Gail Wallens: Dr. Hasseldorf, what can we expect in the next few hours?
Dr. Hasseldorf: Well, Gail, by this time the hostages should be going through the early stages of the Helsinki Syndrome.
Harvey Johnson: As in Helsinki, Sweden.
Dr. Hasseldorf: Finland.
From Top Gear:
Richard Hammond: I finally understand what they mean by that, is it Helsinki syndrome, when people are being kidnapped, when they're released, miss their kidnappers.
Gail Wallens: Dr. Hasseldorf, what can we expect in the next few hours?
Dr. Hasseldorf: Well, Gail, by this time the hostages should be going through the early stages of the Helsinki Syndrome.
Harvey Johnson: As in Helsinki, Sweden.
Dr. Hasseldorf: Finland.
From Top Gear:
Richard Hammond: I finally understand what they mean by that, is it Helsinki syndrome, when people are being kidnapped, when they're released, miss their kidnappers.