hemail
When a person turns a simple email into an ongoing discourse on the subject with ever-escalating levels of "clarification" with each reply-all. Often accompanied by a growing list of email participants.
See also: Mansplaining
See also: Mansplaining
I emailed him to ask if he wanted fish for dinner. It became a family hemail covering wild caught vs farm raised fish, commercial overfishing, and territorial waters. I just wanted to know if he wanted salmon or shrimp and now his mom isn't speaking to me. So, we're having soup.
Hemail
When you ask God to connect you to a loved ones heart so you can speak directly to their heart,soul and intellect.
Dear Lord, I would like to send a Hemail to my sleeping daughter. Hi honey, I know you miss daddy but I'll be home soon and we can spend the night on the sofa watching movies