Hemel
Dutch for "heaven". Thus proving once and for all that Hemel Hempstead literally is heaven.
When I die, I'm going to Hemel.
hemel hempstead
Possibly the greatest town in existence. Full of intelligent, friendly people and with far less chavs than most towns in the UK. Home of the beautiful architectural masterpiece known as the Kodak Tower, the tallest building in the United Kingdom. Usually ripped on by outsiders because of their extreme jealousy (see above defintions).
Outsider: I hate Hemel because I'm a sad inbred from <insert town devoid of all human intelligence>. Deep down I wish I could live there, but even if I did I know I'd never be worthy.
Hemel School
The best secondary school in Hemel that ends up still being shit at the same time.
“Hemel School is an amazingly shit place.”
Hemel Hempstead
Objectively the shittiest town in Hertfordshire, it’s residents are tasked with defending the rest of the uk from people who live in Berkhamsted, the most pretentious town in Britain, as well as protecting London from the horrors of Luton. It’s town centre currently consists entirely of phone, vape and charity shops, and you should always stay away from any of its secondary schools, as you will find some very special people there.
“We need to catch the next train, otherwise we’ll be stuck in Hemel Hempstead for the next 30 minutes.”
“Let’s go to Watford, there’s nothing to do in Hemel Hempstead.”
“Let’s go to Watford, there’s nothing to do in Hemel Hempstead.”
Hemel Hempstead
Shity town full of shitty people who all manage to believe they rule the place.
i was talking to solo and i told him Hemel Hempstead is the second-worst place after Philly.
Simon Hemel
His hair looks like a horses pubic hair and a lions main. We could probably land a jumbo jet on his hair
ey ur a goat you must be simon hemel
Hemel Hempsket
A Sket who is from Hemel Hempstead.
Look at that Sket over there, bet she’s from Hemel Hempsket