hemper
Oregon slang for Humboldt County head
Last week my hemper friend came out from behind the redwood curtain to visit for a few daze. He brought his friend hairy purple bud.
Hemper
A person with an occupation in the hemp industry, including growing hemp, processing hemp into derivative products such as oils, cbd, other cannabinoid isolates, and fiber, and crafting with and/or selling these hemp derived products.
My friend left his day job to start growing hemp and became a full-time hemper.
closet hemper
a fuckin stoner that wont admit hes a fuckin stoner. these people are usually gay...or just a dumbass
derives from closet humper: a person who humps closets, or one that is ashamed of their lifestyle
derives from closet humper: a person who humps closets, or one that is ashamed of their lifestyle
hemper tantrum
When someone is having a temper tantrum while high. More specifically on marijuana.
I bumped into Josh coming home from the party outside at 3am...But he was throwing a hemper tantrum so I left.