Henki

He is that perfect person you ONLY find in your dreams. He has beautiful eyes, funny personality and multiple

e-sports championship wins! He is waaaay better than that stupid guy named "Jonny". It's disgusting even reciting that name. Jonny isn't that cool guy everyone loves. He is an ignorant child who has tried to sabotage Henki's life but failed to do so. That's why everyone loves Henki for his bravery. Henki is also sooooo handsome. He attracts all the chicks in a 5-meter radius.

He is my cousin

from the date between 7. April and 7. august where all of Henrik´s abilities gets doubled and his social status rises, but just for these 5 months.

Scourge of the Northlands, a person born in a state of pure meme. Sent forwards to rid the world of atrocities such as furries and futas. Collects STD's like pokemon cards, doesn't like it when thots breathe in his vicinity. Pretty much a complete wanker yet a saint at the same time.