henna paste
The stuff used to make henna. You know, right before the mhandi oil comes in? Yeah, well, it's green. and it smells nasty. not like crap nasty but like gasoline (which only seems good at first) nasty, and it makes me SICK to even think of the stuff.
Aww, man, this stupid henna paste on my arm is making it really hard to eat my egg salad.