Hepatitis X
An especially rare and deadly variation of hepatitis not yet known to man. It is currently developing in an underground abandoned nuclear lab. When it is released upon the world its toll will be deadly. Symptoms will include extreme pain, followed by an inevitable case of death, accompanied by soul death after physical death.
Juan: Man if I ever get Hepatitis X I think I'll kill myself...
John: Umm...if you get Hepatitis X you will already be dead.
Juan: Then I'll kill myself when I go to heaven/hell.
John: Umm...your soul will die too.
Juan: ...Damnit.
John: Umm...if you get Hepatitis X you will already be dead.
Juan: Then I'll kill myself when I go to heaven/hell.
John: Umm...your soul will die too.
Juan: ...Damnit.