Hephelump
An obese woman who, on the first day of vacation, decides to finally begin her workout regiment and lose those fat rolls. Often seen in a tight fitting all brand new spandex outfit holding a white ipod and either walking really hard or struggling on a bicycle, but never breaking a sweat. A common sight in North Carolina's OBX beaches.
Big fat Judy bought some work out clothes at Wal-Mart and plans to lose that 150lb during her week at the beach. I saw her on her first day here riding a bike, and a store tag was hanging off of her shirt. Maybe she should have lost that weight "before" she came to the beach. What a Hephelump!