herbstock
(n) Variation of herb. A herb of herbs. Poser who tries too hard to act and look cool. If you look at somebody and have an urge to punch them in the face, they are a herb. If you look at somebody and feel the urge to go get a baseball bat, they are a herbstock.
I saw this wasted herbstock stumbling around outside Wrigley Field last night. I think he was pissed the cubs lost. He had a popped collar, barbed wire tattoo, and was drinking Sparks.