Anti-fap
Something so wrong, so disgusting that you loose any motivation to masturbate.
Guy: I was surfing for porn yesterday when a picture of your grandma came up, talk about "Anti-fap"
Anti-fap Activist
1.A woman who can't handle the fact that men beat their meat.
2.A man who doesn't have the balls to admit he faps.
insert 1/2 here and makes it known.
2.A man who doesn't have the balls to admit he faps.
insert 1/2 here and makes it known.
Yo dawg, that slut over there is an anti-fap activist, waving her "No fap!" and "Beat MY meat!" signs.
Anti-bac Fap
When your Fapping and need some lube but you have nothing other than a bottle of Antibacterial Hand sanitiser, of course you use it anyway because its all you've got and lets be honest the 'old boy' needed a good wash anyway.
John: Morning Dave, what did you get up to last night?
Dave: Oh not much, I did have an Anti-bac Fap whilst watching Django tho.
John: I just think its great that you'll admit that. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Dave: Well I ran out of lube and to be honest I couldn't be arsed to shower today anyway.
Dave: Oh not much, I did have an Anti-bac Fap whilst watching Django tho.
John: I just think its great that you'll admit that. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Dave: Well I ran out of lube and to be honest I couldn't be arsed to shower today anyway.