hermetically
sealed by a dude to a reasonable degree
Dan hermetically sealed the chips for Brian in a ziplock baggie.
hermeting
Hermiting means the act of being a hermet crab staying in its shell but a human staying inside their house and not socializing with anyone.
Staying in his house hermeting
Hermetic
everything can be hermetic
my breakfast tasted hermetic
my boyfriend is very hermetic
my boyfriend is very hermetic
hermetic vagina
a vagina with so narrow a vulva that even air, in jocular parlance, cannot enter.
His wife has a hermetic vagina and so he has not had sex with her for donkey’s years. Still, he has not divorced her.