herpasyphatitis
A vicious, uncurable disease that consist of all forms of illness. Its’ symptoms pretain to headaches, aching limbs, stomach aches, cold and flu symptoms, blindness, sore throat, stubbed toes, unexplainable occurances such as witch craft, poltergeist, and overplumped chicken wings. Hang-nails, dry skin and non-existing edges are also related to this disease. If you fall and scrape your knee then you more than likely have Herpasyphatitis. Honestly anything unfortunate that can happen to a person is Herpasyphatitis. You lost $100.00 in a gambling activity? You now have Herpasyphatitis. If you are in these streets raw dogging all the skeezers, scalliwags and boppas you see then you HELLA got Herpasyphatitis. Deal with it playa.
“Oh you SNEEZING sneezing? Yeah mane you got Herpasyphatitis.”