herped ass dick
N. When a man's penis is covered with tiny red dots. This is called herpes. Herpes can be passed on due to sexual intercourse.
N. When a dick-headed little boy falls into a batch of herpes-infested needles, he therefore becomes a herped ass dick.
N. When a dick-headed little boy falls into a batch of herpes-infested needles, he therefore becomes a herped ass dick.
John, quit playing with those needles you herped ass dick!
Herpes dick
A dick with herpes
Rumor has it that your dad has a herpes dick