herppopotamus
A herppopotamus is a hippo (large girl/guy) with herpes.
Kyle: Steve, you should try and get with her
Steve: Kyle for the last time, I like big girls, just not the ones with the herps
Kyle: Got it, no herppopotamus's!
Steve: Kyle for the last time, I like big girls, just not the ones with the herps
Kyle: Got it, no herppopotamus's!