Herschel's Law
Law of internet forums stating that any post conflating "Uranus" with "your anus" shall be down-voted to oblivion for being brain-meltingly unoriginal.
Uranus is nineteen times further from the sun than Earth, and therefore receives 1/360th the amount of sunlight. +3
Uranus is where the sun don't shine! -5,000,000; Herschel's Law invoked
Uranus is where the sun don't shine! -5,000,000; Herschel's Law invoked