Hesamoddin
He is always neutral about everything. He is barely serious in any situation. His sarcasm is hilarious but sometimes can get really annoying. You can always trust him with your secrets because he'll never reveal them. If you a Hesam in your life, you're lucky because he's never boring.
A: What's up with that guy who lives in Semnan?
B: relax bro, he's just kidding. he's a Hesamoddin.
B: relax bro, he's just kidding. he's a Hesamoddin.