Hetrofying
For something to be so straight that it's scary.
Jenny: Did Bobby just ask Melissa out, doesn't he know that she's queer!!?
John: That is so Hetrofying!
John: That is so Hetrofying!
Hetrofied
the feeling that ensues when a straight person gets hit on by a member of the same sex
Greg: hey there sexy
Chuck: (hetrofied)
Chuck: (hetrofied)