Antikennedy
The polar opposite of America's 35th president, John F. Kennedy, who was totally rad and probably rolled up the Constitution to do blow off of some Harvard intern's cooter. The Antikennedy, however, is known to ruin nights by pointing out that blow is illegal and slapping a hooker is somehow "disrespectful to women". Lame.
Dude, John is a total ballgarbler. He called the cops on me when I started choking a stripper! Man, he's like the antikennedy or something.