hexfucked

"Hexfucked" is a life long condition in which the worse possible luck seems to ALWAYS befall the poor fool who, even though they are expecting it, are blind-sided by the worst possible outcomes of any important and/or personal situation.

A person may be born hexfucked, as it seems to be hereditary, or can be developed over time and much, much alcohol and drug abuse leading to a near lifetime of poor decisions