Hey Siri
Your portable virtual assistant that the FBI is probably using to spy on you with
User - “Hey Siri, call mom”
Siri - “That wasn’t in my job description, I ain’t doing that for you.”
User - “That’s it, I’m going back to Samsung.”
Siri - “That wasn’t in my job description, I ain’t doing that for you.”
User - “That’s it, I’m going back to Samsung.”
Hey Siri
the stupid thing my brother uses even when he has the phone in his hand
Bro: "Hey Siri, what's the weathe-"
Me: "Shut the fuck up, you have the damn phone in your hand, hold the button and call it a day. its genuinely annoying."
Me: "Shut the fuck up, you have the damn phone in your hand, hold the button and call it a day. its genuinely annoying."
hey siri call 911
Something you use to call 911 with
Person 1: Hey Siri call 911
Person 2: Can I order a pizza
Person 2: Can I order a pizza