heyyy (with a winky face)

In this encounter with this word and emoji, we'll have you know..

You're getting laid tonight.
Except if you're a brick.

You're not.

heyyy (specifically with 3 (three) (y)'s) is a dangerous word you can get into.
Whether you can be in a kinky relationship or a netflix and chill relationship.
Either way, in my personal advice, just don't reply.

Winky faces.
Oh god.

WINKY FACES ARE A MORE DANGEROUS CONCEPT
DO NOT ENGAGE / ABORT / DECLINE MISSION