Hiburnbation
The act of getting high and passing time by masturbating. High- burn (the blunt)- bation (masturbation).
Mike: I'm in need of some serious hiburnbation.
Aaron: you mean hibernation?
Mike: No. Hibernation. Gotta go get high and bate it.
Aaron: you mean hibernation?
Mike: No. Hibernation. Gotta go get high and bate it.