Hickster

A person who is caught in an identity crisis between a hick/redneck and hipster.

A country bumpkin who poses as a hip urban bohemian.

A hipster into vintage clothing with a country flair, cowboy boots, trucker caps, thick indie frames, ironic mustaches, and things generally championed by the American South. See Kings of Leon.

A sometimes Wilco or "ironic" Lynryd Skynyrd listener, more often a collector of LP records by the likes of the Louvin Brothers, Lee Hazelwood and Johnny Cash. Hicksters proclaim Gram Parsons is God and claim the Byrds' album "Sweetheart of the Rodeo" as their musical Bible.

A red neck hipster; IE, cowboy hat, boots, beard, sleeved, and asking for a beer list

Someone who dresses like a Hick or Redneck, but they really are not one. They just do it to fit in.
(Comes from the term Hipster)

A Hickster "Hick-stur" is a Redneck with modern flair. Most hickster's enjoy the finer things in life. they can combine fashion trends that no modern "hipster" or "Hick" could hope to achieve alone. Hickster's can usually be seen wearing a clothing kaleidoscope from such designers as Gap, Patagonia, Parana, Wrangler, Carhart, and a mixture of Wal-mart, and thrift store finds. Tight T-shirts with slogans on the back such as "the south will rise again, combined with designer jeans, and tennis shoes will give a Hickster away. usually a Hickster will adorn his outfit with a old leather cowboy hat, Velo cap, or beanie. Almost always all head covering will have trophy's from previous gatherings. beer bottle caps and fish hooks are a obvious choice. Hickster's phrases like "this ain't my first rodeo" are also tell tale signs you are talking to a Hickster.

Hicksters have unique living quarters as well. Almost always a Hickster will decorate with a combination of Rebal flags, Hippy style tapestries, the latest electronics, empty skoal cans, Greatfull Dead posters , Pipes, Bowls, Guns, and wood burning tools.

Adding a Hickster to your circle of friends can add fun times and epic stories to your otherwise normal boring lives. Hicksters almost always have stories ,and will most likely create new memories. Getting hammered drunk and doing anything you tell them to, or trying to complete difficult tasks while hammered are always a favorite of Hickster's

Originating from the term, Hick, Hicksters are not rednecks but live in suburban areas with and are middle-class citizens. Hicksters are booksmart and but no intelligent, with no common sense whatsoever and lack greatly of social skills. While they may play sports for many years or try very hard in athletic situations, their lazy personalities will weigh them down and critically damage their athleticism and body type. This means they can vary from the body types of chubby to potbellied to skinny and are very weak in sports and anything else to do with strength. They can be very awkward in conversations and usually talk in not broken English, but with many constant pitch changes in their voice between sentences. The diet of a Hickster mainly consists of fatty foods, meats, soft drinks, many bagged chips, jello and various other junk foods. To boost their confidence they will make smartass jokes so they can hopefully cause a laugh or too from anyone, but will only have an outcome of cringe from their audiences. The only chance of friends or companions they may only have is with other Hicksters and people with lowered standards and similar attributes.

In summary, Hicksters are annoying, cringey, and pretty much no one favors to be around them or conversate with them.

And remember, don’t be a square, and you especially do not want to be a Hickster.