hi-cock
It is a high hard one. This is when you feel like you are getting royally screwed over. Can be used in replacement of "fucked over" or "getting it up the ass".
At work today I got the hi-cock when I asked about my raise.
grab his cock
A phrase used as a smart ass answer to all questions. Similar to a barrel roll.
Girl:I really like this guy, but I don't know what to say to him.
You: Grab his cock.
You: Grab his cock.
grab his cock
A phrase used as a smart ass answer to all questions. Similar to a barrel roll.
Girl:I really like this guy, but I don't know what to say to him.
You: Grab his cock.
You: Grab his cock.
Shot his cock off
Description of someone who has suffered very uncomfortable financial losses.
The losses need to be of a serious scope relative to the persons net worth for someone to have shot their cock-off.
The losses need to be of a serious scope relative to the persons net worth for someone to have shot their cock-off.
Barry leveraged-up his holiday-pad on the coast into one of those Enhanced-Income Yield Funds.
He is leasing a 42 Footer and a 911.
Barry has shot his cock off
He is leasing a 42 Footer and a 911.
Barry has shot his cock off
he's pulling his cock out
The act of pulling ones massive cock out.
he's pulling his cock out is to put your massive cock onto a table.
Spock out with his cock out
A nerd trying to pick up chicks. His method will always utterly fail, until he tries it on...a nerdette! In which case, he will be absolutely sucksexful!
PETER: Oh my God! Check out Poindexter with that babe over there. Watch him Spock out with his cock out!
BOBBY: She is a total fox, yet, she is also quite nerdy. Poindexter might just score.
PETER: No way! She's way to hot for him.
BOBBY: Hold on, I think I'm making out something about Nuclear Physics, yea, yea, she's responding, she's nodding, she's smiling, he's made some kind of Physics joke that I don't get, she's laughing...
PETER: They're leaving together! Fuck! I drove up to her in my red Corvette convertible and asked her to the football game, and she turned me down cold!
BOBBY: Revenge of the nerds, bro'.
BOBBY: She is a total fox, yet, she is also quite nerdy. Poindexter might just score.
PETER: No way! She's way to hot for him.
BOBBY: Hold on, I think I'm making out something about Nuclear Physics, yea, yea, she's responding, she's nodding, she's smiling, he's made some kind of Physics joke that I don't get, she's laughing...
PETER: They're leaving together! Fuck! I drove up to her in my red Corvette convertible and asked her to the football game, and she turned me down cold!
BOBBY: Revenge of the nerds, bro'.
But is his cock fat though?
Is it?
Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."