Hicplosion
A hicplosion is an extremely loud hiccup. It is rare for a hicplosion to happen. In some rare cases a person may have hicplosions regularly.
"The lady in the bus had a hicplosion, it was so loud I almost soiled myself"
"That hicplos' was righteous, my eardrums are bleading at a most awesome rate of flow."
"That hicplos' was righteous, my eardrums are bleading at a most awesome rate of flow."