hidden turtle
When you're trying to poop but it doesn't want to come out so you have to force it.
It took me over an hour to get that hidden turtle out.
Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon
This defines the feeling you get when an immediate and unmistakable urge to take a massive dump. It begins with a poking turtle, but you feel the ferocity of a hidden dragon behind it.
I gotta run, I got a Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon!