hift
To kick some serious ass in a high quality way, even to the point of self surprise.
A true hifter is not bragging when they give themselves praise for the sheer surprise that their outstandingness afforded them.
A true hifter is not bragging when they give themselves praise for the sheer surprise that their outstandingness afforded them.
Myles: “Wow, I made a real pile of hift out of that demo!”
Terry: “You really did! You’re such a hifting hifter! You hifted the hift out of it.”
Terry: “You really did! You’re such a hifting hifter! You hifted the hift out of it.”
Hift
A christmas gift donated to a charitable organization, but very cheaply crafted, and ultimately chosen as an alternative to buying a real present. Generally the types of people that send these gifts, are only doing so in order to falsely represent their personality, likely to gain the love of a fair maiden.
That guy i went out with last week, he was so sweet, but then i saw him sending out hifts to a bunch of needy people. What a cheap ass.