high dick
when someone goes for a high five and the other person pretends to slap their hand but at the last minute slaps them in the penis instead
"dude, did you see me high dick mikey last night?"
"yeah man, he was on the floor for 10 whole minutes!!"
"yeah man, he was on the floor for 10 whole minutes!!"
Dick High
The euphoria feeling after having amazing sex! The guy was so great that you seem to feel high from his dick. Smile non-stop after having sex. Barely talking, replaying moments from the occasion over and your head and being happy. Being in an overall good mood. Usually lasts around 30 mins after sex.
Girl 1 (On Phone): Omg girl, I think I'm Dick High, I can't stop smiling and reminicing about that dick.
Girl 2 (On Phone): Damn girl I ain't been Dick High in about 3 months, my new boo just cant dick me down the way my old man used to.
Girl 2 (On Phone): Damn girl I ain't been Dick High in about 3 months, my new boo just cant dick me down the way my old man used to.
Dick High
A Dick High is when your a savage at giving a blow job, feeling that dick grow fatter and harder till it fills your mouth, deep throat it till you choke on it. Getting it deep down your throat to the point it has the veins on the side of your neck pop out, till finally you get that cum you been sucking to get fills up all up in your brain. DICK HIGH
There's no other high like that dick high.
Dick High
A Dick High is when your a savage at giving a blow job, feeling that dick grow fatter and harder till it fills your mouth, deep throat it till you choke on it. Getting it deep down your throat to the point it has the veins on the side of your neck pop out, till finally you get that cum you been sucking to get fills up all up in your brain. DICK HIGH
There's no other high like that dick high.
High on Bird Dick
An idiom used when someone says something so outlandish it goes against anothers thinking. They must be really high.
Someone: i think i could jump off the Golden Gate Bridge and survive the jump, the cold water, and the sharks and if not, you will jump in and save me, eh?
Another: Girrrll, you are High on Bird Dick!
Another: Girrrll, you are High on Bird Dick!
knee high to a dick
the same as a walking blowjob
You're knee high to my dick, bitch.
Dick high five
When the ultimate level of Bromance is reached, the need for high fives and fist bumps are replaced with DIck High Five's. Where a group of bros mash their dicks together.
Bruh, my boy finally got his dick wet last night. This calls for copious amounts of liquor and DIck High Fives !