Highfield

Full Of Slags Scruffs Dirty People Druggies And People With Knives and Possibly Guns. Anyone Who Lives On the Estate Probably Has Aids Or Gave Your Dog STI's

Highfield is the best place on earth. If you ever need any e’s or acid just knock on any door and you’ll be handed it for brekky. All the residents have either shagged your parents or their own siblings. The top streets of Highfield are where all the inbred mongrels call their home. And he estate...what a place to be in the summer. Folk without clothes on or their fluffy pyjamas...there is no inbetween.

At first it may appear that highfields is a prison or a power station but it is infact a secondary school çontructed in matlock, derbyshire in the 1980's. This austere and tragic mess of chewing gum and breeze blocks provides the ideal containment environment for the assorment of morally devoid educationally malnurited, ugg boot wearing, teen pregnancy enducing ragamuffins shaped within its walls. Some of them may hope to eventually escape as far afield as chezzy college, or to the greener pastures of the university of Derby. Presiding over this variety of muppets are an eclectic bunch of paedophiles, perverts, rapant homosexuals and borderline sociopaths. There only task is to ensure the streets of matlock are atleast safe to walk between 9 and 5 during term time. Atleast it has a better rugby team, aproachable girls and far better grades than lady manners. Oomphh.