Highland Park moms

In Highland Park, IL the moms there are all orange, drive big cars paid for by their husbands, always want to be first, are friends with other Highland Park moms and treat each other like they're all back in high school. They're mostly Jewish and are all really rich, but live mostly in McMansions for some fucked up reason. And they name their kids all the same thing, and their idea of "charity" is to pay thousands of dollars to expensive puppy boutiques and get all dressed up for the black tie charity parties. They really have no idea of what else goes on in the world except for whose turn it is to carpool. Oh, and they have the worst plastic surgeons, thinking they need plastic surgery.