HighRes Steamer
When a coworker with a boston accent shits on your stomach and drags his ass into your mouth in a single, graceful movement leaving a brown and messy trail along the torso.
Optionally followed by a tape ball to the face or head area.
Optionally followed by a tape ball to the face or head area.
When questioned about his brown torso mohawk, Dave B responded that he just finished with Dave S special HighRes Steamer in the lunch room.