hi grandma!
The best and most appropriate way to greet someone in the middle of a conversation.
Person1: ...and then he jumped off the wall and into a sewer and..
Person2: hi grandma!
Person1: then punched the dude in the face.
Person1: ....wait what?
Person2: hi grandma!
Person1: then punched the dude in the face.
Person1: ....wait what?