Higuaín

Alias God, Jesus, Peter the allmighty or just Gonzalo Higuaín. He was born in France sometime but most people see him as an argentine footballer which he is. He currently plays for spanish giants Real Madrid and he's known for his extremely unorthodox teeths and his ability to become awesome. And all people should bash Maradona for leaving him out of the Argentine squad. Bash him! Hard!!