Hilling Dick
While receiving head from a girl you fail to get an erection due to the fact that the girl is ugly.
"Man dude, this girl blowing me was so ugly I couldn't get a boner".
"Bro, sounds like you had a bad case of Hilling Dick"
"Totally man!"
"Bro, sounds like you had a bad case of Hilling Dick"
"Totally man!"
Hilling Dick
while reviveing dome from a sub 3, you fail to produce a woddie, and therefore you cannot ejaculate.
"man dude this girl blowing me was so ugly I got Hilling Dick"
"Whoa dude, she must have been a sub 3"
"Totally bro"
"Whoa dude, she must have been a sub 3"
"Totally bro"
Bunny Hill Dick
A very small penis, good for learning with but useless after that. Generally small in length and girth so it is less painful for virgins, but once they get used to having sex it is of an insufficient size. The term is derived from skiing and snowboarding where the starter hill for beginners, or bunny hill, is shorter and less steep and therefore easier for those beginners to cope with. Although the bunny hill is generally regarded as boring for those who know how to ski or snowboard, or in this case have sex. Often anything less than five inches long (12cm) and 4 and half inches in girth (11cm), but is definitely relative to the dimensions of the other sexual partner.
I was lucky, my first time was with a Bunny Hill dick so it didn't hurt too much, of course I'm looking for a real dick now LOL