Hilsea
Hilsea is The most Brilliant District of Portsmouth, Full of Legends, Hilsea Lads are envyed and Idolised by The Rest of Portsmouth, Hilsea is still 90% white unlike the rest of modern Day Pompey which is why people from Milton and Buckland Are jealous of it, Hilsea Lads wear Peter Storm cagoules, carry Stanley knives, Listen to Rave Bands Like The Happy Mondays and The Stone Roses and also follow Portsmouth FC like a religion. Hilsea also has the Best Girls in Portsmouth, The're not beauty queens but they're our pearls.
"Did you See That Geezer from Hilsea Rock up on His G.S Vespa Eariler? He looked so cool"
Hilsea
Hilsea is a farming town located at the most Northen part of Portsmouth. The farmers of Hilsea speak with Worzel Gummidge like accents and follow in a cult like fashion.
Somebody from Hilsea would say:
“I likes Hilsea ize does, should we pop to the green farm to pet the sheep”.
“I likes Hilsea ize does, should we pop to the green farm to pet the sheep”.
Hilsea
Hilsea is The Most Legendary part of Portsmouth, Hilsea Lads dress casual and wear Peter Storm cagoules, carry Stanley knives, follow Portsmouth Football Club & always have a fit ting to shag at night, The rest of Pompey idolises people from Hilsea and See’s them as the Coolest Fuckers in Town.
"Who’s that Legend on the Vespa over there mate?" " Oh that’s Jamie Turner , he’s from Hilsea, lives up Northern Parade"
Hilsea
Hilsea is the farming capital of Hampshire. It’s located at the most northern part of Portsmouth. The locals speak with a strong West Country dialect and usually idolise Worzel Gummidge.
Locals will often be found chewing straw on a leisurely walk through North Parade, on their way to the petting zoo at the Green Farm.
Locals will often be found chewing straw on a leisurely walk through North Parade, on their way to the petting zoo at the Green Farm.
“Try and use a pitch fork next time you’re unravelling the hay bales”. “When you’re done we will head back to the Green Farm in Hilsea, for a ice cold pint”.
Hilsea
The most immense and Brillant Part of Portsmouth, full of Legends, Hilsea is a genarally an awsome place. It has top quality council housing and the greatest community centre in Pompey, until recently Hilsea was home to the last remaining commercial grass runway airport in the United Kingdom, Hilsea also has the Green Posts the best Boozer in Pompey and Hilsea Lido the best swimming bath In Europe
"Those Hilsea Lads are so Cool, Know what I mean?” LEGENDS! Hilsea top boys of Pompey
Hilsea
The most immense and Brillant Part of Portsmouth, full of Legends, Hilsea is a genarally an awsome place. It has top quality council housing and the greatest community centre in Pompey, until recently Hilsea was home to the last remaining commercial grass runway airport in the United Kingdom, Hilsea also has the Green Posts the best Boozer in Pompey and Hilsea Lido the best swimming bath In Europe
"Those Hilsea Lads are so cool" Legends! "The Top Boys in Pompey