Himilayahaphobia
The fear of large teachers that have no lives,but would rather to be thinking about weird stuff like fried chicken and Tom Sawyer....
"Mom...I have been failing english because Every time my teacher watches over the class while we are taking a test, she hovers over me and I always think she's going to crush me!"
"Oh,hun. You just have Himilayahaphobia"
"Oh,hun. You just have Himilayahaphobia"