Hinderberg
A difficult co-worker who makes your job harder than it needs to be. They tend to hinder any progress you are trying to make at work, either on purpose or due to their arrogance or stupidity.
You: Can you help me with this simple and inane task anyone can do and which can be explained in a straightforward and simple manner?
Him: Yes, but let me do it in a way that is completely illogical, makes no sense and makes your life harder, for no reason!
You: God, why are you such a hinderberg?!
Him: Yes, but let me do it in a way that is completely illogical, makes no sense and makes your life harder, for no reason!
You: God, why are you such a hinderberg?!