Hippie Drippings
The film or residue left behind on a surface and/or location frequented by groups of individuals that disregard personal hygiene. Hippie Drippings (A.K.A. Hippie Drippin's or Hip Drip) can most often be found at climbing gyms, CO-OP's, jam festivals, and non-profit shared bicycle seats. Proper and safe removal of Hippie Drippings involves soap, warm water and a non-abrasive wash cloth.
Had it not been for the excessive amount of Hippie Drippings, I would have been done cleaning the spots for restin' at the Climbing CO-OP an hour ago!