Hippitize
The art of locking up someone in a basement and throwing away the key... Cartman style.
If I see another pot head I'm going to hippitize him.
hippite
A combination of "hippy" and "luddite." Someone entering senior citizen-hood who still maintains the dress and attitudes of his or her youth.
John: How was the Dylan concert?
Rosemary: Great, except every time I tried to take a photo some old hippite jumped up and blocked my view.
Rosemary: Great, except every time I tried to take a photo some old hippite jumped up and blocked my view.