hipptard

used to refer to a younger modern kid who is, basically, a hippy wannabe. The individual dresses in the typical "hippy uniform" of tie-dye, Birks, shredded jeans, and Phish tee (or the like) and is often too baked to tell you "up" from "down". This individual is basically has no concept of what the original, hippy culture was about and only associates with hippydom because of his love of wake-n-bake.

see also, hipposer