Hipsterbation

When one masturbates with their left hand because everyone else masturbates with their right.

"Everyone shakes with their right hand, so you can't let your right be soft! That's why I masturbate with my left hand."

"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"

"Yeah"

"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."

Hipsterbation

The act of touching oneself whilst being stimulated by pictures of oversized glasses and ironic tee shirts.

Hipsterbation:
George: Hey, man, where's Theo?
John: Hang on, let me call him.
-phone call-
John: Hey, Theo, where you at?
Theo: -through heavy breathing- Browsing Urban Outfitters online.
-hang up-
George: So what's he doing?
John: Hipsterbating.

俚语	hipsterbation
释义	Hipsterbation When one masturbates with their left hand because everyone else masturbates with their right. "Everyone shakes with their right hand, so you can't let your right be soft! That's why I masturbate with my left hand." "Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?" "Yeah" "Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit." Hipsterbation The act of touching oneself whilst being stimulated by pictures of oversized glasses and ironic tee shirts. Hipsterbation: George: Hey, man, where's Theo? John: Hang on, let me call him. -phone call- John: Hey, Theo, where you at? Theo: -through heavy breathing- Browsing Urban Outfitters online. -hang up- George: So what's he doing? John: Hipsterbating.
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