hipster poop
When a hipster has to run to the bathroom to take a big ole duce. The one thing that makes it a hipster poop is that the pooper has to be listening to indie/non-mainstream alternative rock while pooping.
hipster 1- Hey man, Iv'e gotta take a dump.
hipster 2- Put you're headphones in and make it a hipster poop!
hipster 2- Put you're headphones in and make it a hipster poop!