hipstoric
A place that's historic in nature and redesigned to look hipster OR a place that's totally hipster and designed to look historic.
This hotel is amazing - totally hipstoric.
hipstor
a new type of hipster, generally older adults who are too cool to be "traditional" hipsters.
Wow, that old geezer is quite the hipstor!
hipstorable
When someone is dressed as a hipster douche but is really nice/attractive
My pretty friend Melissa wore glasses that were too big for her face and a plaid skirt. She sure was hipstorable.
Pre-Hipstoric
Origin of the hipster movement.
A single or multiple person singularity, typically involving music, that has aided in a "cuffed bottom skinny jeans" attitude. As much a state of mind as a common noun.
A single or multiple person singularity, typically involving music, that has aided in a "cuffed bottom skinny jeans" attitude. As much a state of mind as a common noun.
"Dude, you think that's dank, you should hear what Belle & Sebastian lay down back in the day. That was pre-Hipstoric, no doubt."
pre-hipstoric
From the time before hipsters; alternatively, relating to the hipsters of pre-historic times.
"The pre-hipstoric man was into the ice age before it was cool."
"I used to listen to records, in the pre-hipstoric days."
"I used to listen to records, in the pre-hipstoric days."