hipstre
The faux British English spelling version of hipster for the sake of its non-ironic pretentiousness. Normally used by the elitist hipsters to parody hipsters for being hipsters -- ironically, of course.
The hipster went out to shop for liters of paint color in honor of Jackson Pollock.
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The hipstre went out to shop for litres of paint colour in honour of Jackson Pollock.
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The hipstre went out to shop for litres of paint colour in honour of Jackson Pollock.