Hiru
The Sri Lankan idiot that you wish was your friend. She is funny, smart, witty and the weirdest person you'll ever meet. Watch out cuz she's a fast typer. At 100 words per minute, Hiru will slay you. She is also a lover of dogs and enjoys making weird puppy noises. She likes to go out with her bestie and get boba and sushi. Hiru is the most loyal friend you'll ever have. Without a Hiru, your life will be boring.
Get you a Hiru.