hiscoverer
a person that knows every bit of useless information and absoloutly foolish trivia, and learns learns such information from the discovery and history channels found on basic cable. these people tend to have funny kind of whinny voices. they aslo tend to amazingly do terrible when it comes to needed information such as math or english.
that kid is a hard core hiscoverer, he watched the modern marvels marathon and sharkweek at the same time. he told me the average weight of a bluetailedseashark and how they are caught! to bad he doesnt know usefull stuff