Hiseville
Hiseville is the name of a place people get confused with the word "high school". Every one who lives there pronounces it "Hiisvull" because they're too country redneck to try and pronounce it right.
Bob Fred: "Where do you live?"
John Fred: "Hiseville"
Bob Fred: "High school??"
John Fred: "No, no, no. You know the place where two roads meet and there's only a caution light to constitute for a 'town?' That's Hiseville"
John Fred: "Hiseville"
Bob Fred: "High school??"
John Fred: "No, no, no. You know the place where two roads meet and there's only a caution light to constitute for a 'town?' That's Hiseville"