hisstory
Refers to the detailed "set of lies agreed upon" timeline of the slithery/scaly/legless sector of the world's reptilian population.
Bill Haast holds a Guinness world record as the only human in hisstory to survive a staggering number of venomous-snake bites (well over 170!). Plus he lived to be 100... go figger. Maybe snake venom can actually prolong life when administered under the properly-controlled conditions, just like bee stings can cure certain illnesses that "standard" medicine can't treat effectively.