Histort
An exclamation of pure, unadulterated joy, commonly used at MIT.
Holy Histort! Check out the asymptote on that mother-function!
histort
a combination of the words history and snort as in hist(ory) and (sn)ort. meaning to laugh so hard at history that one snorts.
Tommy found the mongol empire so funny that he histort.
histort
1. the undefinable word, sometimes referred to as the opposite of "fuck," to be used in any form
2. the first meme of MIT Class of 2012
2. the first meme of MIT Class of 2012
Histortedly, I cannot histort before historting towards a historted histort.
histort
A portmanteau of "his" and "distort"; sexual act that involves a male pressing down upon pubic area fat in order to make his penis look bigger, often while taking a dick pic
Bobby managed to histort his way into a hookup with Suzy via snapchat but his measly four-incher didn't even come close to making her cum.