History Dick
History dick is the embarrassing ailment you get when you hook up with someone you’ve got too much history with. Similar to whiskey dick though not as easily explainable, you’re penis simply refuses to accept your ( alienated and likely crying) partner as anything other than platernal and remains stoically placid despite things getting real, and ignoring any yelling in bathrooms you may throw at it.
“ Man, I hooked up with Ladyface last night”
“ Oh shit, you two been friends forever, was it weird? Was it peculiar?”
“ Yeah man, got a bad case of the history dick, my weenus packed up and left me standing there naked with a flaccid mole rat between my legs.”
“ Oh shit, you two been friends forever, was it weird? Was it peculiar?”
“ Yeah man, got a bad case of the history dick, my weenus packed up and left me standing there naked with a flaccid mole rat between my legs.”